My Christmas without a kitchen

So as of last Friday, I am sans kitchen. I’m ecstatic, joyful, giddy and, quite honestly, a bit shocked. The Great Kitchen Renovation project has begun. I’ve lived with Functional Kitchen for ten years, and now I’m getting Beautiful Kitchen. To heck with function. I want to look at pretty cabinets and a nice floor.

With the rest of the house wrapped snuggly warm with insulation, we simply had to do something with the drafty, cold kitchen. Minimalist Kitchen, no insulation. Lovely Kitchen, top to bottom insulation to keep winter’s chill outside where it belongs.

Besides insulation we’re adding more cabinets, new paint, new windows, and ripping out the Ugliest Kitchen Floor in the Northern Hemisphere (it’s true, I have the trophy to prove it.) An oven vent, friends! Hallelujah!

Oh, goody yea. Santa has a credit card with Home Depot.

Okay, enough talk. Have a go with these pictures to get the full effect. (Can you tell I’ve been watching Crocodile Hunter?) This first picture features the fake dance floor and bare light bulb. Looking closely, one can see where the cabinets previously hung to the left of the stove. Dang, that wall is brown. *sigh*

More nasty walls again. Feeling slightly embarrassed I’m going to post this to the Internet. Notice old windows, glad to see them go. Yes, that’s Doc’s backside. Please ignore.

So that’s the old kitchen.

As much as I love what’s happening in my kitchen currently, there is a slight bummer in all of this: my refrigerator is in my living room, parked next to the Christmas tree. Behold, truth in blogging – my living room as of December 24, 2008:

Not exactly the holiday atmosphere I was going for this year.

Friends: do you say no to the Great Kitchen Renovation Project of 2008-09 just because it’s the week before Christmas? No way, Santa baby. You store all your dishes in the dining room, shove the table and frig into the living room and start ripping sheet rock from the walls. Besides, it’s the most logical time to do it; Doc’s company shuts down for a week between Christmas and New Year’s. No brainer. Gimme my new kitchen. Please.

It’s a good thing I’m not in the habit of cooking a traditional dinner on Christmas day, because no way is it happening this year. I’m thinking Chinese take-out will be on our menu Thursday.

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I’m going to take a take a break from updating here until after the new year. May you have a blessed celebration of our Savior’s birth with your family, with lots of books from Santa.

Don’t drink too much eggnog, cause it’s really fattening, plus drinking too much eggnog is just gross. Eat more chocolate instead. (Is there such a thing as chocolate eggnog? Hmmm.)

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Thoughts on inside play: my latest at NJ Moms

This is just a gentle look at my children interacting together and me the mommy-on-wall. I must say, I send my best mommy thoughts and tales to New Jersey Moms Blog.

At least, I believe they are worthy of sharing. Could be that I’m completely off. I’ll let you be the judge.

The post is Wintertime play.